Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Voter Intimidation? No Problem!

There appears to be some kind of voter intimidation taking place outside polling booths in Philadelphia and other parts of the country. Now, Sen. McCain needs to win in Pennsylvania in order to win this election - which is why Obama supporters are using scare tactics there. Nevertheless, for those of you who feel intimidated to go to the polling booths - I have some advice for you - via Rush Limbaugh.

Some of you may feel a bit uncomfortable doing this, but it's the only way to defeat these people, who rely on scare tactics to intimidate those who disagree with them.

Here's the deal: Go out and pick up an Obama/Biden campaign button, place it on your lapel, and go out to the polling booths and vote.

These campaign buttons shouldn't be too difficult to find. Just head out to your nearest ACORN facility and tell them you'd like an Obama campaign button. Better yet, ask them for 2 campaign buttons and explain to them that you're planning on voting for Obama TWICE! Then, place both campaign buttons on your lapel. This will undoubtedly endear you to the ACORN crowd and it should get into you into the polling booth without any hitch.

Good luck and may you return home alive, unharmed - and in one piece........