Gunfire and rioting erupted throughout the US on Monday as hundreds of thousands of people took to the streets to protest the publishing of a cartoon satirizing the prophet and venerable Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama.
Down, down, New Yorker Magazine," chanted a large crowd of Obama acolytes outside the New Yorker Magazine headquarters in New York City.
City streets were closed for traffic as hundreds of buses and trucks brought in people from all over the country to protest this blatant act of blasphemy.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson addressed the overflowing crowd, and pledged to personally neuter all those responsible for printing the despicable cartoon.
"They have made a mockery of our beloved prophet and revered Messiah," the Rev. Jackson said, "and they will be duly punished by means of castration!"
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